Holy schnikes Batman!!! WE BOUGHT A HOUSE!!! Jeepers creepers that's so strange to say!!!
I'm totally excited though! We literally close on the house 3 days after we get back from the honeymoon. Nothing like a down payment, insurance, home warranty, closing costs etc to come home to!!!
It's super exciting though! I want to pee in my pants, and then I want to cry because HOLY JEEPERS!!! Insane! Only I would get married, and buy a house in the same week!!! I'm such a smart cookie!
Monday, March 31, 2008
Friday, February 29, 2008
LEAP year
So I'm going to leap into 2008. Okay, okay, maybe I should have been leaping prior to now, but the point is, I'm doing it and better late than never right?! So I made some resolutions in January with Alligator, and I mostly did them half heartedly. I mean, they're good resolutions and any would be darn proud of them, but I've yet to stick to them. So I'm going to adjust my grand resolutions to something more practical that I might actually stick to.
#1--be nicer to people---I've since realized that it's not a matter of being nicer, but a matter of controlling my anger which will in turn make me a nicer person. So it should read
"Don't blow your fuse and take a deep breath"
#2 - Lose a significant amount of weight---We're going to change this to an actual number. Ya know--because that sounds easier. So it should read
"stop being such a fat ass and lose at least 20 pounds" My hope here is that at twenty pounds I'll be a humpback instead of a killer whale and I'll be inspired to continue.
#3- enjoy the remainder of my engagement-lots of deep breaths---well shit. Engagement is almost over and the deep breaths haven't come yet. BUT I did hear that these supposed deep breaths can really help in trying situations. I better get an oxygen tank or something...
So, it should read "stop being a bitch and breathe" yes, that's much better.
#4-laugh out loud as much as possible---so unfortunately for me, this one tends to coincide with #1 only not in a positive way. It's usually more of the "i'm laughing at you because you're stupid" kind of thing. ;o) Oops.
So I think this one should say "stop being a bitch and only laugh at things that are truly funny....to everyone in the room" that might help me stick to that one better....
So, basically, I need to stop being a bitch and a whale and my life should right back on track!!! alright! PERFECT!!! now if only I had a "how to live life peacefully: for dummies" books, I think I might actually be able to do this...
Anyone know where I can find one?
#1--be nicer to people---I've since realized that it's not a matter of being nicer, but a matter of controlling my anger which will in turn make me a nicer person. So it should read
"Don't blow your fuse and take a deep breath"
#2 - Lose a significant amount of weight---We're going to change this to an actual number. Ya know--because that sounds easier. So it should read
"stop being such a fat ass and lose at least 20 pounds" My hope here is that at twenty pounds I'll be a humpback instead of a killer whale and I'll be inspired to continue.
#3- enjoy the remainder of my engagement-lots of deep breaths---well shit. Engagement is almost over and the deep breaths haven't come yet. BUT I did hear that these supposed deep breaths can really help in trying situations. I better get an oxygen tank or something...
So, it should read "stop being a bitch and breathe" yes, that's much better.
#4-laugh out loud as much as possible---so unfortunately for me, this one tends to coincide with #1 only not in a positive way. It's usually more of the "i'm laughing at you because you're stupid" kind of thing. ;o) Oops.
So I think this one should say "stop being a bitch and only laugh at things that are truly funny....to everyone in the room" that might help me stick to that one better....
So, basically, I need to stop being a bitch and a whale and my life should right back on track!!! alright! PERFECT!!! now if only I had a "how to live life peacefully: for dummies" books, I think I might actually be able to do this...
Anyone know where I can find one?
Monday, February 25, 2008
Depression and Gratitude
Depression - I really don't think that anyone other than Alligator reads my blog. Well I'll love my Alligator, it'd be nice to be semi famous and have other people reading my blog as well right?!
Gratitude---what a great weekend! This weekend was the wedding shower of greatness and I had a blast!!!! Not only did we make out like bandits, but people really put a lot of time and effort into their presents and it was so sweet to see everything that people wrote. Including an awesome poem written by Alligator. It was great. We are truly blessed to have so many wonderful friends and "family" because to the Diddy and I, all of our friends are family.
Anywho, just a quick little note to express to Alligator and whomever randomly reads my blog that I had a great weekend! And the best friends and family a gal could ask for.
Gratitude---what a great weekend! This weekend was the wedding shower of greatness and I had a blast!!!! Not only did we make out like bandits, but people really put a lot of time and effort into their presents and it was so sweet to see everything that people wrote. Including an awesome poem written by Alligator. It was great. We are truly blessed to have so many wonderful friends and "family" because to the Diddy and I, all of our friends are family.
Anywho, just a quick little note to express to Alligator and whomever randomly reads my blog that I had a great weekend! And the best friends and family a gal could ask for.
Thursday, February 21, 2008
So much drama in the LBC its kind of hard being Snoop D O double G!
So if you know me, then you know at least something about my work environment. All I'm going to say here is that I will soon be submitting a short story version of a day in the life to Reader's Digest because sheesh!
Anywho.....as I write this the fiance, we'll call him Diddy is playing some stupid Xbox game and I'm stuck hanging out with just myself trying to decide what the Diddy and Tiffany shall dance to at the wedding. You don't want it to be too upbeat, but you don't want it to drag on either. So the Diddy has completely disagreed with every choice I've made. It's going to be impossible to find a song that we can both agree on. Let me just say that I want to shoot the Diddy in the head and run away!
Shower is on Saturday. That is uber exciting. I can't wait to see all my presents! err.....see all my friends...in honor of my holy nuptials that will soon doom me to the "married life." I think I'll still retain my coolness, but since the Diddy already thinks that I'm an old women, things are not looking up for me. So the last hoorah is on March 15. At which point, there will be NO contact with the Diddy. I'm sure el Diddy will be splitting his time between the Clubhouse and oh I don't know.....Babydoll's. Gag! I can't believe he even wants to go, but we all know that the Diddy is a special case. So alas, I'll just drink an extra drink or two to forget where the Diddy is and move on to the next bachelorette party shenanigan.
CS by the way, I was mentioning to the security nazi wannabe that blogger was blocked, so we go out on the web to take a gander, and ALAS it is no longer blocked!!! all is well for we can once again block at the office and not be blocked by the demon they call websense. Sense my ass that thing has no sense. I mean, c'mon! Lohan's nips but not blogger?! Seriously!!! WTF?!?!
To everyone else, all that means is that there will probably be more interesting posts since I no longer have to write them at night while I'm wishing I was asleep.
toodles for now......I'm out!
Anywho.....as I write this the fiance, we'll call him Diddy is playing some stupid Xbox game and I'm stuck hanging out with just myself trying to decide what the Diddy and Tiffany shall dance to at the wedding. You don't want it to be too upbeat, but you don't want it to drag on either. So the Diddy has completely disagreed with every choice I've made. It's going to be impossible to find a song that we can both agree on. Let me just say that I want to shoot the Diddy in the head and run away!
Shower is on Saturday. That is uber exciting. I can't wait to see all my presents! err.....see all my friends...in honor of my holy nuptials that will soon doom me to the "married life." I think I'll still retain my coolness, but since the Diddy already thinks that I'm an old women, things are not looking up for me. So the last hoorah is on March 15. At which point, there will be NO contact with the Diddy. I'm sure el Diddy will be splitting his time between the Clubhouse and oh I don't know.....Babydoll's. Gag! I can't believe he even wants to go, but we all know that the Diddy is a special case. So alas, I'll just drink an extra drink or two to forget where the Diddy is and move on to the next bachelorette party shenanigan.
CS by the way, I was mentioning to the security nazi wannabe that blogger was blocked, so we go out on the web to take a gander, and ALAS it is no longer blocked!!! all is well for we can once again block at the office and not be blocked by the demon they call websense. Sense my ass that thing has no sense. I mean, c'mon! Lohan's nips but not blogger?! Seriously!!! WTF?!?!
To everyone else, all that means is that there will probably be more interesting posts since I no longer have to write them at night while I'm wishing I was asleep.
toodles for now......I'm out!
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