Monday, June 1, 2009

Bad Drivers Abound


Have you ever noticed that the guy who cuts you off is always the guy with the Ichthys on his car? And have you ever noticed that the lady who drives like a maniac is always the one with the little little stick figure kids all plastered on her back window?

I am seriously not joking here, folks. It's like the guy with the Ichthys on his car thinks he can cut you off because Jesus is with him or something. Like Jesus is going to save him from the collision he's about to cause. And the lady with the stick figure kids...well my guess is that she assumes that you're not going to hit her because you would feel bad running into a lady with 4 kids (2 boys, 2 girls) and 3 dogs.

The thing is though, it's totally out of hand. They literally have no shame when it comes to who they'll cut off or who to blow their horn at. They are the world's worst drivers! And the worst part about it is that they put those stupid things on their cars! Like we're all going to just excuse their driving habits because they're a Christian or a mom! Yeah right!

I for one will start honking my horn louder and maybe even throwing up the occasional "bird" if the timing is right! I encourage you to jump on this bandwagon and we can all teach these drivers that just because you have 4 kids (2 boys, 2 girls) and 3 dogs or because you love Jesus, it doesn't mean that we're going to roll over and let you drive all over us!

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