Weekend Shenanigans!!!!

This is going to be brief, but  I thought I'd post something fun instead of some crazy rant that displays the true nature of my jacked up brain...

Here's what I'll be doing tonight:

And here's what I'll be doing tomorrow!!!

Yes, you should be jealous. I plan on having a very nice, vodka enhanced weekend! :)


I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.
Anthony Hopkins